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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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“Seth was so, so easy to work with. From the get go, there was an instant...”

– Matt Doyle on working with Seth Numrich in Private Romeo (x)

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What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?

What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init

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me: I should go shower now
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someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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pointy-earedbastard: samstopswinging: the-hypocritical-critic: meganninwonderland: pizzaforpresident: Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her. #Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her. #Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...

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“Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your...”

– Jeffrey Rowland (via forgivethelost)

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